fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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