Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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