Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and she was petting her beer can
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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