I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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