I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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