Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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