I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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