I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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