HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
