I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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