Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize