proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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