Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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