need another drink. this is the easiest way
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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