i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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