Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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