Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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