is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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