when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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