Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
