i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Randomize
