Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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