Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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