I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
This is the high leading the old right now
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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