all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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