We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
