apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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