Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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