Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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