Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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