Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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