i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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