Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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