i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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