dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
splinters make it hard to masturbate
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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