Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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