It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The ass gains better be worth it
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