I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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