I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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