Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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