yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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