I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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