yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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