I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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