i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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