Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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