whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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