Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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