U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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