Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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