you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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