naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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