I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Two words: nipple clamps
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