Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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